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18

Sep

girl:
babe come over
boy:
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:
my parents aren't home
boy:
I know

(Source: hazellncaster)

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

spongebrah:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

(Source: grillfriend)

favorite characters: Eren Jaeger [Shingeki no Kyojin]
From the moment we’re born, all of us are free. Those who deny it, no matter how strong they are, have nothing to do with it. The fiery waters, or the lands of ice, it really doesn’t matter which… those who’ve seen them have gained the greatest freedom in the world.

(Source: teams7)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: foobaw)